"Do you say the door close good-bye"

That was what kiddo just said to me on his way out.
I will just assume that he really wanted to say:
"Will you say good-bye and close the door?"

Otherwise I would have to shoot myself ;-(

Kiddo, apparently in a heat frenzy, just took to defrost our little fridge freezer.
Strolls over, asks me some trivial stuff and then sticks a handful of chopped ice down my shirt, laughs his butt off ....

Yep, I _do_ love him. Seriously.

Kiddo just got home. First thing out of his mouth:
"Are you nuts!!???"
Me: "I love you, too."
Kiddo: "You are cooking!"
Me: "Hmmm, like I do basically every evening."
Kiddo:"It's hot and you turn the stove on!!??"
Me: "Wanna eat something or not?!"
Kiddo: "Yes, but, damn it's hot!"

He didn't even ask what's for dinner. Just pushed me aside to get the best position in front of the fan *lol*

Kiddo chose "ethics" instead of "religion" at school. Much to my delight. Same time slot. Ethics was cancelled and the religion class went to see an undertaker whereas the ethic-kids had 2 hours off. Now, just a thought .... why not take the ethic kids along ??? Then ... they had Freud in another class. Conditioning. I asked about Pawlow. WHO ? Johari? WHAT ? I went down the list, normal psychology stuff. HUH?? Frightening, our school system.......