As part of my fall-cleaning I took basically all my clothes out of the closet and dumped them on the couch. Left the room for a hot second. Came back. Kiddo stretched out on the couch on top of the pile of clothes.
Me: You comfy?
Kiddo: This is MY spot !

Yep, I still love him :-))))

Kiddo, the one that bitches biiiiiiiig time when I go "no-meat" on him for dinner, just gulfed down 4 man hole-sized latkes and a tub of applesauce. And I really mean man-hole-sized !!!
Me: Like it?
Kiddo: YEAH !

No words left :-)

So, I am in this fall-cleaning frenzy.
Kiddo has to help. All fine with him.
We took the balcony furniture down to the basement and I brought up a box.
Kiddo: What do you need THAT for ?
Me: I'm putting my summer clothes into hibernation.
Kiddo: Why?
Me: Does it look like I'm gonna wear my summer dresses anymore ?
Kiddo: I wear mine year-round.
Me: Your summer dresses?
Kiddo: Sure.

A minute later:

Mohooooooooooooooom !!!

*lol*

For all my German/English speaking friends:

Kiddo (handing me something): You can behold that.

I am so so so shooting myself !!

;-(

What is it with kiddo?
Shortly before bedtime (which is 10 pm) he runs into the living room.
Doing an Elvis, then a Chuck Norris with the shadows on the wall,then throws himself next to me "Hey Mom, what's up?", then goes into a rendition of some 80's song, then steps on the balcony and throws his arms up in the air "Ahhhhhh, what beautiful air!", then dares me to a boxing match and then says "Ok, gotta go to bed. Good night!"
Uhm .......