Donnerstag, 28. Februar 2013
Mittwoch, 20. Februar 2013
Tuesday evening. Me getting ready to go out. In
the bathroom "powdering my nose". Kiddo strolls in. (Again - what is it
with kids cornering you in the bathroom ??!!!) Kiddo sits down on the
toilet seat. Watches me applying make-up. Starts a lecture:
Do you actually know what all that stuff you put on your face ... I mean all the creams and oils and make-up and stuff do to the environment? It all goes into the water ! (and goes on and on)
(Remind me that I like a critical kid that watches the news, please !!!)
Oh, you missed a spot there. (pointing to a not yet perfect eye-shadow application).
Me: (silent)
Kiddo: You ought to fix that. Doesn't look good yet.
Me: (silent, fixing it, then applying mascara)
Kiddo: Why do you do that anyway?
Me: I like to look representable when I meet people.
Kiddo: You look good.
Me: (silent. But all smiles)
Kiddo: Hmmm, how about red nail polish ? That really looks good.
Me: Nah, don't feel like it tonite.
Kiddo: But it really looks good.
Me: Thank you, sweetz.
Kiddo: True. Have fun. Love ya.
Now. Guess that is the teenage version of a 5-yr-old wanting to marry his mother. Just with a critical mind, critical eye and some "environmental" thoughts ;-)
Gotta love him.
Do you actually know what all that stuff you put on your face ... I mean all the creams and oils and make-up and stuff do to the environment? It all goes into the water ! (and goes on and on)
(Remind me that I like a critical kid that watches the news, please !!!)
Oh, you missed a spot there. (pointing to a not yet perfect eye-shadow application).
Me: (silent)
Kiddo: You ought to fix that. Doesn't look good yet.
Me: (silent, fixing it, then applying mascara)
Kiddo: Why do you do that anyway?
Me: I like to look representable when I meet people.
Kiddo: You look good.
Me: (silent. But all smiles)
Kiddo: Hmmm, how about red nail polish ? That really looks good.
Me: Nah, don't feel like it tonite.
Kiddo: But it really looks good.
Me: Thank you, sweetz.
Kiddo: True. Have fun. Love ya.
Now. Guess that is the teenage version of a 5-yr-old wanting to marry his mother. Just with a critical mind, critical eye and some "environmental" thoughts ;-)
Gotta love him.
Dienstag, 12. Februar 2013
Montag, 11. Februar 2013
A few minutes ago ...
I forgot something at the supermarket.
Me:You need something?
Kiddo: Nah.
Me: You sure?
Kiddo: Yep.
Me: Sure sure??
Kiddo: Yehesssssssssss !!
Not a minute passed after I left the door. Cell rings.
Kiddo: Can you bring soap with you?
Me: I JUST asked you if you needed something !! And I just bought soap about a week ago.
Kiddo: I don't like it.
Me: Huh??
Kiddo: It smells funny.Besides it gives me the hives when I use it to wash myself.
Me: It took you a week to tell me that the soap gives you the hives? Are you nuts ?
Kiddo: And bring ice-cream?? Puhleeeeeeze.
Totally ignoring me ......
*sigh*
I forgot something at the supermarket.
Me:You need something?
Kiddo: Nah.
Me: You sure?
Kiddo: Yep.
Me: Sure sure??
Kiddo: Yehesssssssssss !!
Not a minute passed after I left the door. Cell rings.
Kiddo: Can you bring soap with you?
Me: I JUST asked you if you needed something !! And I just bought soap about a week ago.
Kiddo: I don't like it.
Me: Huh??
Kiddo: It smells funny.Besides it gives me the hives when I use it to wash myself.
Me: It took you a week to tell me that the soap gives you the hives? Are you nuts ?
Kiddo: And bring ice-cream?? Puhleeeeeeze.
Totally ignoring me ......
*sigh*
Yesterday afternoon.
Kiddo: Can we have Monday dinner on Modays?
Me: Huh? Sure we'll have dinner on Monday.
Kiddo: No, I mean a Monday dinner.
Me: Care to explain?
Kiddo: Like a dish that we have Mondays.
Me: You mean like EVERY Monday ??
Kiddo: Yes.
Me: Why?
Kiddo: I just like the thought.
Me: Okay, and what should I cook then on Mondays?
Kiddo: Potatoes, carrots, turnips and Bratwurst. AND that white sauce, but the real one.
Me: Every Monday??
Kiddo: Yes.
Me: You might get bored of it after a while.
Kiddo: Nah, I just like to know what's for dinner ahead of time.
Me: On Mondays?
Kiddo: Yes.
Me just thinking that I have no clue sometimes who that kid is.
I have no idea where he got it from that things have to be predictable.
Me, I get bored easily.
But fine .... I'll make "Monday -dinner" tonite ......
Kiddo: Can we have Monday dinner on Modays?
Me: Huh? Sure we'll have dinner on Monday.
Kiddo: No, I mean a Monday dinner.
Me: Care to explain?
Kiddo: Like a dish that we have Mondays.
Me: You mean like EVERY Monday ??
Kiddo: Yes.
Me: Why?
Kiddo: I just like the thought.
Me: Okay, and what should I cook then on Mondays?
Kiddo: Potatoes, carrots, turnips and Bratwurst. AND that white sauce, but the real one.
Me: Every Monday??
Kiddo: Yes.
Me: You might get bored of it after a while.
Kiddo: Nah, I just like to know what's for dinner ahead of time.
Me: On Mondays?
Kiddo: Yes.
Me just thinking that I have no clue sometimes who that kid is.
I have no idea where he got it from that things have to be predictable.
Me, I get bored easily.
But fine .... I'll make "Monday -dinner" tonite ......
Freitag, 8. Februar 2013
There’s an „orientation“-day
at kiddo’s school today (you might want to call it an ad-campaign).
His class
is supposed to be there (on a Saturday; guess you can imagine his thrill :-( )
Parents
were asked to bake something.
Now, as I
can’t bake to save my life (you do remember the x-mas-cake story ?? ) I said
ok, I’ll make muffins (the mix from the supermarket).
I gave
kiddo money to buy three packages.
Kiddo:
THREE ??? What for?
Me: Uh, you
are 32 kids in class, 3 packages yields 36. Guess that makes sense.
Kiddo: Mom,
you don’t get it. The cakes, cookies, whatever are not for US but for the
people that show up to check out the school.
Me: I did
get it, thank you. And there will be more than 36 people showing up at your
stand AND I’m pretty sure that some of you kids won’t be able to keep their
hands out of the cookie jar, so to speak .... so go and buy three packages.
He bought
one package.
Well, he’s
15 and I anticipate much more grave issues than how many muffins to bake.
So I kept
quiet.
Last night
he made the muffins.
Read the
instructions.
Kiddo: This
is written so badly.
Me: Huh?
Kiddo: They
don’t tell you that you are supposed to keep some of the chocolate chips to
sprinkle on top. Now I put all of them in the dough!
Me: a) Who
cares? There is no law that you have to make the muffins exactly as it says on
the package. b) It says it right there (pointing to the passage on the box)
that you are to leave some chips to sprinkle on top. The one that can read clearly
has an advantage *evilgrinandleavingthekitchen*
10 min
later he comes over to the living room and shows me the arrangement of unbaked
muffins on the baking sheet.
Kiddo: Look
at that !!! (looking latently discontended with the overall situation ;-) )
Me: Ok.
Nice.
Kiddo: Nice
??? It says on the instructions (me rolling eyes) to put 2 table spoons in each
cup. But now they are all uneven.
Me: Hmmm,
if the instructions don’t make sense to you, why don’t you just make it in a
way that DOES make sense to you ?? Like I said .... there is no law that you
have to stick to the instructions. A little own thinking and own creativity
maybe ?? And yes, the cups are not filled evenly. Why don’t you just take a tea
spoon and “rearrange” the dough a little.
Kiddo: No
!! It said so in the instructions and it is supposed to work out then.
Otherwise they should not write instructions.
Me: Who are
you ?? Who raised you?? Will you always stick to what people say even if it
doesn’t make sense whatsoever ??? Haven’t I taught you to think on your own ???
Kiddo: MOM
!! It’s only muffins !!!
Me about to
start a major speech on independent thinking ..... but then again .... he’s
right:
It's only muffins.
Yet ................. nah
*sigh*
Samstag, 2. Februar 2013
Good-nite-time.
The usual ritual.
Me about to leave his room.
Kiddo: Alarm clock!!!
Me: Uh, on Sunday ? I think not.
Kiddo: Sure, so we can go jogging at 5 am.
Me: Cool idea. 5 am it is. I'll set the alarm.
Kiddo: MOHOOOOOOM ! NO !
Me: What?
Kiddo: You are crazy!! 5 am ???!!
Me: You just suggested it and I think it's a grand idea.
Kiddo: MOHOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!
Me: What??
Kiddo: I am so not getting up at 5 am! And jogging?? No !
Me: See you at 5 am (quickly closing the door).
Muffled sound....... Mohoooooom !!!
Now .... thinking ...... 5 am it is, right ? ;-)
The usual ritual.
Me about to leave his room.
Kiddo: Alarm clock!!!
Me: Uh, on Sunday ? I think not.
Kiddo: Sure, so we can go jogging at 5 am.
Me: Cool idea. 5 am it is. I'll set the alarm.
Kiddo: MOHOOOOOOM ! NO !
Me: What?
Kiddo: You are crazy!! 5 am ???!!
Me: You just suggested it and I think it's a grand idea.
Kiddo: MOHOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!
Me: What??
Kiddo: I am so not getting up at 5 am! And jogging?? No !
Me: See you at 5 am (quickly closing the door).
Muffled sound....... Mohoooooom !!!
Now .... thinking ...... 5 am it is, right ? ;-)
I took kiddo out to dinner tonite.
Just so.
Aaaaaaand to talk about the report card that he got last Wednesday.
All went well, we basically agreed and he has made up his own solution plan to get out of the rut in two subjects. Me pleased :-)
Now, English is not one of the subjects that need special attention.
Yet it bugs me that he only got a C ( 3 in Germany) and I had my say about that.
I lost the battle a few years back about English being the common language at home - we mostly speak German.
And I gave up forcing the language upon him. Doesn't make sense anyway to force something.
We got home after dinner.
I went to the sofa to read a book, he turned on his PC.
After a while I went to the bathroom.
Beats me to this day and will puzzle me to the end of my days why kids "need" to talk to you while your behind is glued to the toilet seat !!
(Ok, we can't "escape" .... I got that part..... )
So he made himself comfortable on the bathtub rim and started yapping.
In ENGLISH !!!!!
From athlete's foot (yes, you read right !!!) to his teachers to the weather to food to my better half to my students to my upcoming birthday to .................. he just about covered everything. In English !!!!
Me: Jeeeeez, you are aware of the fact that you sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger, right?
Kiddo: Doesn't matter. As long as people understand me, who cares?
That is _exactly_ what I tell my students.
But don't you just hate it when your kid starts using your material on YOU ?????
Just so.
Aaaaaaand to talk about the report card that he got last Wednesday.
All went well, we basically agreed and he has made up his own solution plan to get out of the rut in two subjects. Me pleased :-)
Now, English is not one of the subjects that need special attention.
Yet it bugs me that he only got a C ( 3 in Germany) and I had my say about that.
I lost the battle a few years back about English being the common language at home - we mostly speak German.
And I gave up forcing the language upon him. Doesn't make sense anyway to force something.
We got home after dinner.
I went to the sofa to read a book, he turned on his PC.
After a while I went to the bathroom.
Beats me to this day and will puzzle me to the end of my days why kids "need" to talk to you while your behind is glued to the toilet seat !!
(Ok, we can't "escape" .... I got that part..... )
So he made himself comfortable on the bathtub rim and started yapping.
In ENGLISH !!!!!
From athlete's foot (yes, you read right !!!) to his teachers to the weather to food to my better half to my students to my upcoming birthday to .................. he just about covered everything. In English !!!!
Me: Jeeeeez, you are aware of the fact that you sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger, right?
Kiddo: Doesn't matter. As long as people understand me, who cares?
That is _exactly_ what I tell my students.
But don't you just hate it when your kid starts using your material on YOU ?????
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