A few minutes ago ...

I forgot something at the supermarket.
Me:You need something?
Kiddo: Nah.
Me: You sure?
Kiddo: Yep.
Me: Sure sure??
Kiddo: Yehesssssssssss !!

Not a minute passed after I left the door. Cell rings.

Kiddo: Can you bring soap with you?
Me: I JUST asked you if you needed something !! And I just bought soap about a week ago.
Kiddo: I don't like it.
Me: Huh??
Kiddo: It smells funny.Besides it gives me the hives when I use it to wash myself.
Me: It took you a week to tell me that the soap gives you the hives? Are you nuts ?
Kiddo: And bring ice-cream?? Puhleeeeeeze.

Totally ignoring me ......

*sigh*