Now these are the conversations I can't stand - especially not before 7 am.
Kiddo: Are you going down to the basement today?
Me: The basement? What would I do there? Why would I go there?
Kiddo: So, you are not going.
Me: Give me a good reason why I would go there and tell me why you are asking.
Kiddo: I have school until late and then I immediately need to get to rowing.
Me: And that has WHAT exactly to do with me going down to the basement?
Kiddo: If you are going down there you could drop my gym bag next to my bike in the basement and I wouldn't have to walk up to get it but could go straight to rowing.
Me: See? THAT makes sense to me. A simple reason. And why not just ask me if I would mind dropping the bag down there at some point during the day?
Kiddo: So you are going down to the basement?
Me: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR