9:30 am. Kiddo: C'mon. Hurry up. Get dressed!
Me: What? I am dressed.
Kiddo: I mean church clothes!
Me: WHAT ?
Kiddo: Church is at 10. Now get moving.
Me: WHAT ????
Kiddo: I don't want to be late, so hurry up !!
Me: WHAT ??
Kiddo: Would you just get moving!!??
Me: I soooooo did my church duty when you were in Catholic Elementary School. And I m soooo not going to church! You know that!
Kiddo, til then a straight face, cracking up: I know. See you tonite. Love you. Bye.

That little so-and-so .....;-)