Last night. Kiddo ready to go to bed : "I'm wearing socks to bed."
Me: "Well, as you don't have a girlfriend, I guess you can pull that off."
Kiddo: "Why? What's wrong with wearing socks to bed ?"
Me: "It's highly unerotic to wear socks to bed."

Makes me wonder a little that I didn't hear a highly indignant "Mohommmmmmmmm!!"