Cracking up again. At this ungodly hour. 6 am.
Kiddo: At what temp did you wash my jeans?
Me: As always.
Kiddo: You washed them too hot. They don't fit anymore.
(standing in front of me demonstrating how he can't close the button)
Me: Could it be that you are trying to fit into MY jeans?? Mine are 29, yours 33. No wonder they don't fit.
Kiddo: Oh.

That's what happens if you refuse to turn on the lights in the morning ;-)